1. I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

    (Source: oreoprince, via wellimstillfondofyou)

     

  2. (Source: foxmouth, via melo-mani)

     

  3. oszt:

           iraffiruse:

    Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

    damn this just
    this fukn does it for me
    this is gorgeous

    (via melo-mani)

     

  4. mudwerks:

    please no…

    (via qniuu)

     

  5. 4lungboy:

    kegelking:

    fuks:

    egg frozen in ice

    Look like a titty

    u ever seen a titty son

    (via saucyjews)

     


  6. bangcaster:

    you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

    image

    (Source: kanyeahwest, via saucyjews)

     

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  8. bringinghomethepizza:

    ugly:

    she’s so supportive

    birth giver

    (Source: ugly, via satansgoddaughter)

     

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  10. hellhoundsonthehunt:

    paradoxicallygrey:

    sincereglomp:

    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    (Source: melaninacorpse, via poopinginschool)

     

  11. therothwoman:

    lizawithazed:

    ten0uttaten:

    toocooltobehipster:

    Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

    WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

    They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

    (via satansgoddaughter)

     
     


  12. jpgay:

    when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

    image

    (Source: boyx, via adrunkaustralian)

     

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  14. guccimaneuver:

    ismokecannabisx3:

    When he pulls his dick out while you’re talking to your mom on the phone

    omg

    (Source: vittoria-jeanette, via satansgoddaughter)

     

  15. (Source: 6woofs, via el-len)